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New Walrus is the capital of Walrusopolis, established in 1968. New Walrus' population is made almost entirely of walruses, who use walrus vehicles, go to walrus jobs, and even use walrus currency. The most famous location in New Walrus, besides the Empire Walrus Building and the Pinniped Towers, is New Walrus City itself, a tourist destination with all its worldwide notoriety and huge walrus-built buildings, centres, and parks.

Attacks on New Walrus City (Monsters, Osama, etc.)[]

In May of 1998, New Walrus City was attacked stupidly by the computer-generated terror known as Sealzilla. Sealzilla crashed his way through buildings, disappeared unexplainably twice, and created raptor children, or, Koopalings, in an attempt to rip-off the 1993 ½ film, Mostly Cretaceous Park.

New Walrus City was attacked by Barack Hussein Osama in 2001 when the Pinniped Towers tipped over but supported each other enough to keep themselves standing. It was attacked once more on January 18, 2008, by the horrifying Cloverseal.

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